Hey there, my name is Dan, and I am a Fat Man. More accurately, I'm 6'1" and weigh 243 lbs after the onslaught of all the holiday yummies. That puts my Body Mass Index (BMI= weight in kilos / height in meters squared) at 32, which according to the CDC makes me OBESE, hence a Fat Man.
Back in the day, which for me, since I'm still a tender 27 years old, is 2002, I was a lean mean ladies machine at a delicious 175lbs with plenty of lean muscle mass from frequent exercise and lots of out doors time. Heck, I'll say it, I was dang good looking. How else could I have snagged my total hottie wife!? Was it my sparkling personality?? Hypnosis? Sure wasn't my bank account! No, I was a super hot exotic babe magnet.
But not so today. over 80 lbs later, a pair of man boobs, and rolls where abs used to be, I lament my hideousness. But I will mourn no more! From this floppy, flabby cocoon will emerge once again the Adonis I once was, and I will do it in under a year, without professional assistance or medications, and I will for go any extreme duress, and I will reveal for the world to see the method to this seeming madness. It is my hope that through my LACK of weightloss struggle, other will be inspired to drop their fleshy overcoats and step into the light of physical splendor.
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